If the guy rude to the noob on the forum had just gotten a divorce, lost his job, and got beat up in an alleyway, I don't think I'd have any hatred for him being rude to a newbie. |
Ah, of course. The more serious the action of the victim, the more tragic there backstory needs to be. With the exception of SAW guy, behold a series of jokes:
"I stubbed my toe on the couch, at this moment I knew, most people do not appreciate life"
"I got a U on the spelling bee, at this moment I knew, rehabilitation is needed"
"I cut my finger preparing fish sticks, at this moment I knew, those who do not appreciate life do not deserve it"
"The vending machine didn't dispense my drink on the first go, at this moment I knew, the drink chooses who lives and dies, and therefore must have the decision, made. for. it."
Funny imagining these in the actual movie
*Enters code into the vending machine
coil turns but the drink stays
knocks machine but it is no use
puts in another note
get drink, camera pans directly infront of him, so his face is hidden by the up-lifted can
supense music plays while he sips
he lowers the can and instead of his face being revealed, the can lowers to reveal the can strapped to a seat, behind a turning coil that'd impale it fully*